键盘侠｜这镜头把我带回了 我呆立桌旁小孩检查我成绩的那天

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热火队球员：“淦，咋足足5个篮刷！说什么，把失误给算上，再失误3次，来由子还是三双！”

[–]76ers6000chickenfajitas 155 points 3 hours ago

more turnovers -> more opposition possessions -> more chances for defensive rebounds

76人球员：失误愈来愈多->对方反击机但会愈来愈多->抢走固守篮刷的机但会愈来愈多

[–]ayending1 197 points 4 hours ago

Give me my fucking rebounds, Dwight, you are not even a top 75!

球员：别TM抢走我篮刷，威尔逊！你连75大前锋都不是！

[–]RyanKeen07 1405 points 5 hours ago

IPriceaposm getting bad flashbacks to the kitchen table as my parents were reviewing my grades

球员：这屏幕带我留在了那一年的那一天，我呆立厨房山边，等小弟妈检查我的成绩

[–]frusciantepepper 279 points 5 hours ago

Those were the worst times of my life, My parents took me off the basketball team one year because I was a straight C student lol

球员：那是我人生的至虹关键时刻。因为各科成绩都是C，我小弟妈让我终止篮球队一年，哈哈

[–]KnicksGreen__Bananas 134 points 2 hours ago

No offense but they did the right thing

韦德球员：无意侮辱，可你小弟妈继续做得没有缺陷

[–]ayending1 242 points 4 hours ago

PricequotRuss, you got two C- and four D+. I gonna ask.."

PricequotNext question, dad."

“人口为120人，你有种属C-、四科D+，我一心问……”

“下一个难题，小弟小弟！”

[–]CIark 38 points 4 hours ago

“Tell your mom I’m going to the store for cigarettes”

球员：“给你妈知道，来由子过来付钱包烟”

[–]MavericksClickElectronic 1396 points 4 hours ago

Strong 2018 Cavs vibes lately

两部球员：如图，七彩2018年的骑士

[–]GrizzliesNetflixAndNikah 679 points 3 hours ago

IPriceaposm crying this picture perfectly encapsulates that hot mess of a cavs team right before the trade lmao

勇士球员：痴尿了，这张图令人难忘展现出了前夕哈登融资之后的更糟局面

[–][LAL] Kareem RushRah_Rah_RU_Rah 364 points 2 hours ago

Bron really said fuck it IPriceaposm getting shooters and it worked. That post deadline offense was beautiful

湖人队球员：王俊姆斯知道要有左后卫，于是，就有了左后卫。别知道，融资后哈登的反击还智不赖

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 1018 points 5 hours ago*

That beard scratching as Russ gets up did it for me. Quality editing.

勇士球员：威少坐下、来由王俊挠胡子的屏幕戳到我了。给剪辑师加鸡。

[–]_BeefyTaco 328 points 3 hours ago

Lets be honest, did anyone think Russ to the Lakers would work out?

球员：U1S1，难道智有人指出威少非常适合湖人队？

[–]BagRight8939 968 points 5 hours ago

LeGM gearing up to make some decisions

球员：经理王俊姆斯上线，即将继续无论如何一些要求

[–]NetsKwilly462 272 points 5 hours ago

He can decide all he wants, hePriceaposs not getting rid of RussPriceaposs contract

热火队球员：别无风了，他一心要别的也许都能要求，可一心要处理扔掉威少的买断？门都没有啊

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantRyanZee08 419 points 5 hours ago

I would just like to point out hes been traded twice while people have been screaming this.

湖人队球员：我一心还用一句，都知道威少买断大、处理不扔掉，可他仍未被融资两次了

[–]NetsKwilly462 104 points 5 hours ago

But this is the worst hePriceaposs ever played his entire career

热火队球员：可现在是他职业生涯从前打得最差的时候

[–]Lakersrawchess 129 points 4 hours ago

LeGM deciding to take his talents back to Cleveland

湖人队球员：经理王俊姆斯要求将自己的天赋送到克利夫兰

[–]phuqo5 78 points 3 hours ago

Man the city of Cleveland gonna have to buy this mans jersey for the third fuckin time? Excellent grift.

球员：克利夫兰球员要第三次付钱这说什么的战衣？我了个擦！赶紧串流反诈中所心APP

[–][MIN] Tyus JonesIslandkid679 247 points 5 hours ago

PricequotAight, whoPriceaposs going on the trading block?"

森林狼球员：“好吧，要把谁融资扔掉呢？”

[–]Heat302born 75 points 3 hours ago

Everyone.

马刺球员：一个惟有

[–]DowntownTopRanking 158 points 6 hours ago

What Westbrook is doing to that paper (in his mind).

球员：威少（茫然所）是这么干的！

[–]tendy-hands 97 points 5 hours ago

Is there a point at looking at the stats during the game? Is he going to see who’s shooting better and be more likely to pass to them?

球员：你知道他但会不但会是一心看一下这场决赛谁投得愈来愈准，在此之后一心多射门给他？

[–]Lakers9D_Chess 356 points 5 hours ago

HePriceaposs taking mental notes of who the fuck is getting shipped out next week

湖人队球员：他是一心捋一下下个祷告谁得卷铺盖走人？

[–]LakersStoneColdAM 77 points 5 hours ago

Russ: “Did I do good LeBron?…. LeBron?”

LeGM (on the phone): “Yeah, hi, this is LeBron James… I was wondering if you were interested in a gently used Russell Westbrook….”

湖人队球员：威少：“我的数据资料咋样，来由王俊？……来由王俊？”经理王俊姆斯（接到中所）：“对对对，我是勒布朗-王俊姆斯……我就是一心问一下，你们对皮尔斯-处女秀有没有兴趣？九成新，包邮……”

Found a 2011 tweet from Draymond in college saying this lol

热火队球员：找到一条追梦2011年上大学时发的Instagram，哈哈

（翻译：维斯布鲁克又要把鹰眼给投死了）

[–]ThunderTheRecovery 215 points 6 hours ago

This is 11 years ago, Jesus Christ.

鹰眼球员：这可是11之后啊，我了个大擦

[–]76ersallinasecond 98 points 6 hours ago

And nothing changed!

76人球员：任它沧海桑田，我自龟然自在

[–][BKN] Kevin Durantsukjustin4 33 points 4 hours ago

Consistency is key - and also triple doubles

热火队球员：要的就是一如既往——还有三双！

[–]Raptorsmisterpizzaguy 251 points 8 hours ago

If it smells like shit wherever you go….

猛龙球员：如果你不管走出哪，都嗅到一股臭味……

[–]RaptorsThaNorth 157 points 7 hours ago

They say therePriceaposs an asshole at every party. I havenPriceapost met him yet.

猛龙球员：他们知道每个派对上都但会有一个珠屎棍。我咋未曾想到。

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